Yeah… it is a combination of holidays and the flu. Which, in my honest opinion, is humerous and quite factual. I’ve already been through almost two rolls of toilet paper… I don’t have any tissues, and quite franky, they’re expensive as the cost BP is going to have to pay back to the whales and pelicans. So toilet paper it is. And instead of wiping my ass, I’m wiping my face. Quite humerous I can see the smirk on all of your faces. No I wasn’t eating shit, nor was I pooping out of my mouth like they did on south park.
Yeah so I’m gonna’ quit my jibba’ jabba’. This should be an introduction post? Let me inform you about my whole live previous to posting this fully enlightening post. Ok so strap yourself in for a wild riiiiide!!
Shot out of a vagina,
went to school,
tried to work to earn money,
found that van’s are expensive as a 90yo with a prostitute fetish,
moved to brisbane anyway to study writing,
ate my own poo,
wrote this thing,
died after seeing soo many bad comments to reply to this utterly pathetic post.
Oh I went too far you say? Well your right. I went too far. About 5 minutes from now. Yeah so I best be off. I think I want a coffee and a good read before I off myself. So I’ll check out all of your kind and generous replies soon!